Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

fidgeting

To behave or move nervously or restlessly. To play or fuss.

He is fidgeting with his notes while lecturing.

by D@vid1DW March 8, 2008

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

MiseTings

A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.

"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."

by Craiggles July 20, 2008