by Jim Reed June 09, 2006
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
by Daviddd June 02, 2005
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
