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The guy in the middle of a threeway gay orgy. This guy can give and receive at the same time. The trains can have multiple middlemen the longer they get.
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: Amazing, I gave and received at the same time as the middleman for Luke and Codi.
Middleman by rainbowking February 19, 2023

Middlesafe 

Used to describe something as average or mediocre.
Ben "How was your day?"
Martin "It was middlesafe."
Middlesafe by Wedge 11 February 1, 2009
In the drug world's supply chain they act as intermediaries between retailers (dealers) and consumers. The term is unisex, being used for man or woman. Typical practices include buying at street price then reselling at an inflated price, cutting the product to stretch it out, just charge money, drugs, sex etc for procurement or they buy in bulk at a discount thats not even close to wholesale prices (often times they don't realize they're actually middle-men , are in denial or just plain stupid).

Don't even bother to inquire about their source as they will take that secret to the grave. They are even privy towards homies giving excuses like "the dealer isn't taking new customers", "they're not a dealer, they just sell me a lil of their stash" or "I get it strait from the source (but never has large quantities)".

Identifying a potential middleman is easy, common red flags include- over priced; are always out and have to go re-up; not easy to get a hold of, sometimes for days; asks for gas money, not meant to be repaid; drugs come packed in torn grocery bags, plastic wrappers, foil etc instead of mini poly bags; asks you to front the money before they re-up; cant sell large quantities at a discounted price; rides a bike and not because they want to
"Man, I gotta get a better plug, this fukn guy is charging way to much and the bag is always short. what gives..."

"What do you expect from a homeless dude that lives in a tent over by the creek, hes obviously a middleman. Go find a real dealer you lazy pos"
Middleman by Maxdout June 16, 2021

middleman's tax 

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
middleman's tax by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010

Middleware 

Software used to combine two applications together
Bradley used middleware to connect two different applications together.
Middleware by GeekyCyberNerd May 21, 2020
1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.
Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR
middleman by ffmmmmfmm September 27, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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