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middlepast by lumpen March 31, 2009
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middlepot
middlepot by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020
middlepisser
That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)
Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.
middlepisser by otto z. obskure June 19, 2010
middleposh
When one is not quite upper middle class, with getting a Mercedes AMG for their 17th birthday, all on the Bank of Mother and Father of course, but rather is still a quite fine posh fellow, however has not the money to go with the title of being a rich upper class cunt.
Oh he lives in Galley Common, he's middleposh, but not quite got the money to afford his training for his commercial airline pilot training.
middleposh by Matt_C39 November 11, 2013
Middlemass method
The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
Middlemass method by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
middlemass
middlemass by gav April 1, 2003
middleport
middleport by poptart14 March 23, 2011
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