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middlepast

The recession will see the end of the middle class. We are now at middlepast.
by lumpen March 31, 2009
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middlepot

Soft and kind girl. Purity in human form.
"she is middlepot, a true angel, ethereal..."
by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020
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middlepisser

That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)
Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.
by otto z. obskure June 19, 2010
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middleposh

When one is not quite upper middle class, with getting a Mercedes AMG for their 17th birthday, all on the Bank of Mother and Father of course, but rather is still a quite fine posh fellow, however has not the money to go with the title of being a rich upper class cunt.
Oh he lives in Galley Common, he's middleposh, but not quite got the money to afford his training for his commercial airline pilot training.
by Matt_C39 November 11, 2013
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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middlemass

frugal with money , tight, penny pinching.
he's a real middlemass :- he wont get his round in
by gav April 1, 2003
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middleport

small town next to gasport and medina
all them niggers play basket ball in middleport
by poptart14 March 23, 2011
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