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middlemiss 

A god among people the great one of earth
middlemiss is a god

middlepisser 

That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)
Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.

middlemind 

Having a middlemind when making a decision is being calm, and being able to see the outcome cause your thoughts started in the middle
Being middlemind I was halveway through the thought process when I started thinking
middlemind by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

Middlemass method 

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
Middlemass method by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020

middlemass 

frugal with money , tight, penny pinching.
he's a real middlemass :- he wont get his round in
middlemass by gav April 1, 2003

middlemas 

(n); to be average - nothing extraordinary - amongst the masses with no discerning qualities.
That whole group of friends you hang out with is so deep in the middlemas. Can't you find more interesting people to spend time with?
middlemas by The In Crowd March 4, 2008