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1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.
Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR
by ffmmmmfmm September 26, 2005
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(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.
Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
by KeithsDeadBaby February 02, 2011
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Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!
B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)
by ialreadyknowclueless August 13, 2010
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An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.
Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!
by The Fig December 30, 2010
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Also known as the Double Adapter , this is the man in the middle of a gay threesome.
My boyfriend and I picked up this flammer last night ,Sidney, and we used him as the middleman.
by roodboy August 26, 2007
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The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.
On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.
by Dreameater August 18, 2016
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