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microtwink 

So... take yourself a twink, but VERY twink, like 5'6 and 106 lbs. not kidding. Tiny ass motherfucker, itty bitty, also a total discord guru, 60+ servers and has gifted nitro. Don't forget hot, because that's funny.

Oh! Also, weird affiliation with microwaves, don't ask why.
"Bruhhhh nahhhh bruhhh fr?"

"What... what the fuck are you saying?"

"I'm sayin bro that's a fuckn microtwink over there."

"Git trippin bruh fr?"

"Fr fr?"

"Bruhhhh 💀."
microtwink by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021
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microwindowing 

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.
microwindowing by 01iv3r February 26, 2011

microwiki 

zed zabëlle skye's sex dungeon
did you see microwiki? fucked up as usual
microwiki by niggasamiright March 9, 2025

MicroWiki 

MicroWiki is a community-driven online encyclopedia dedicated to providing resources, discussions, and support for individuals with micropenises. The site aims to create a safe space for people to share experiences, find medical information, and connect
"Have you heard about MicroWiki?"

"Oh, is that the one for people with, uh, micropenises"

"Yeah, it's kind of like a support network. There are articles, personal stories, and even medical advice. It’s actually really informative and not awkward at all."

"I didn’t know there was a place like that. Sounds like a good idea, especially for people who might feel embarrassed or isolated.

"Exactly. It’s really about creating a space where people can talk openly without judgment. It’s pretty cool.with others who understand their unique concerns and perspectives."
MicroWiki by Deerc March 9, 2025
Definition: A very imperceptible shade of a different color layered upon a more dominant one.
Example: "The paint looks white at first glance, but if you look closely under the light, there is a subtle microtint of blue in it."
Microtint by whysosealious August 6, 2026
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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