micropretension

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

by n0ta February 8, 2017

Microstove

A woman who gets sexually aroused very quickly.

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.

by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017

micropreneurship

Short answer - entrepreneurship on a micro level

Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.

Steve loves doing those cool projects - he's really into micropreneurship.

by Jason Shen January 14, 2008

microscreening

When a Bronx Science student tries to hide their krunker.io game by shrinking the window and using the alt+tab function to hide it from Mr. Rainford

"Dylan stop microscreening before I give you a zero for the last three months of projects

by WolverineEye6969 February 28, 2020

Microsperm Abrasion

When a man cums on a womans face and rubs it in with his ball sack.

My skin was feeling a little dry so I asked my boyfriend to give me a microsperm abrasion.

by TTBbitch July 20, 2010

Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

microporn

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.

And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.

by andino September 23, 2006