The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.

A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"

Micropenology by MicroLovin May 10, 2012

Related Words

microporn • micro-poon • micropenis • microphone • micropeen • microcoon • microphone diarrhea • Micropenisia • microphone head • microcorrespondence

Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017

Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026