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a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

Microscope by agent armchair March 12, 2017

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Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

Microscope by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009

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Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

Microscope by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

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Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

Microscope Jesus by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

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human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

human microscope by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

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sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

sharing a microscope by macroscope December 2, 2011

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micro-microscope

another term for ultra-microscope.

Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.

micro-microscope by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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