Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

Micropooed by deheedie September 28, 2010

Microdoodle 

A simple, short and creative video clip, part of a series, created for viewing and sharing on the web and social networks. TV commercials for the new media, with personality and charm.

Have you seen the latest Microdoodle from Two Paddocks Wines? So funny!

Microdoodle by TheMicrodoodleCompany August 24, 2011

micropwned 

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.

I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.

micropwned by thej2 May 12, 2007

microcomedian 

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

microcomedian by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy 

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

microcomedy by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

Microphoned 

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

Microphoned by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016