micronet

the act of an old person using the web for very little

grandmas on the micronet

by macronetingontop May 18, 2014

Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019

Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

Micronesia

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."

consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....

by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.

Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."

by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004