microasian

People from Micronesia.

Those microasians are buying all the sushi.

by Twl91 November 11, 2017

Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019

Mirrasian

Noun::
1. A living optical illusion in which atmospheric refraction by a layer of hot air distorts or inverts reflections of an Asian person to appear non-Asian at a distance.

2. Someone who is Asian and from afar appears to be an attractive latin, caucasian, or other nationality but, when close you are disappointed to see another Asian.

3. Illusory Asians.

I thought that guy was sexy and went to get his number but when I got close I was embarrassed because he was a Mirrasian.

by getwithbaby March 23, 2011

micronesian

black islanders with gold teeth, they are known as gangster posers, they usually live in hawaii, they are thieves; shoplifting, steals free samples etc.

hoooo boy micronesians piss me off big time boo, ima exterminate them after graduating highschool. said ak

by xXchronic8o8Xx June 14, 2009

micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".

Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...

by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012

microtian

A person with Microtia who is effected with one or both ears closed with a grading system 1-3, other effects have been noted but not limited. - phase coined by Alexander Barker a left side Microtian

I am a Microtian. We are Microtians. Microtians are usually deaf on one side.

by Barkesh Goodkat September 19, 2015

Micronesian Hotpot

When you go to the toilet in a busy place like an airport terminal or office building and need to use a toilet that’s been shat in dozens of times within a short space of time. The seat is warm but the smell is foul.

Term originated from the remote islands of Micronesia where tribes had a single toilet for a large village. The hot tropical climate and meat orientated diet exacerbated the stench.

Man, what an average start to the week...

Micronesian Hotpot in cubicle one and the now the boss is on my back again.

by Royal Jules August 31, 2022