Macrotough 

a term which is opposite to Microsoft.

A: Macbook is pwned by my new notebook.
B: Wow you us Macrotough as your operationg system?

Macrotough by JustinE42A January 27, 2013

microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

Macrocough 

A loud very perceptible cough by someone not wearing a mask. Often used by anti maskers to try and scare people or because they don't care if others get infected.

The conservative unleashed a macrocough at our social gathering after he went on and on about COVID being a hoax.

Macrocough by crazycowfish November 27, 2020

Microthought 

The amount of time that relevant meaningful information is shared in a scheduled meeting of 3 or more people. This is inversely proportional to the amount of time scheduled for the meeting not to exceed the time of a microvisit.

The larger and longer the meeting the less the relevant information is shared. Large meetings requires little or no microthought.

While sitting an an all employee meeting, I had a microthought of what I could be working at right now. Then I went back to thinking about what I am going to do this weekend.

Microthought by superfabe September 28, 2009