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microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
Word of the Day on November 26, 2020

MicroDouche 

Joe Clark
Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.
Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.
The mall was full of microgoths
Microgoth by Khordas August 9, 2003

microsofthaxed 

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.
"Microsofthaxed is daddy"

microdouching 

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.
Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.
microdouching by Peacedancer February 15, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026