Micromouth

When you can't decide a name for your Xbox-live account so you let Microsoft decide

"I had no idea what to put so I Micromouthed it."

by VisoningLime March 19, 2010

microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

MicroDouche

Joe Clark

Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.

by armadilloshand June 3, 2009

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

by Khordas August 9, 2003

microsofthaxed

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.

"Microsofthaxed is daddy"

by ohyesmaybemore May 24, 2018

microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.

Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.

by Peacedancer February 15, 2025