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micrognathia
micrognathia is a condition where the lower jaw is abnormally small, resulting in a very weak chin. People with micrognathia looks extremely ugly and is very annoying to look at. Most of them got personality disorders too. In conclusion, they should be executed immediately. Someone should start a genocide on people with micrognathia soon.
Guy 1: Oh shit! My CT scan result came in, I have final stage cancer!
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia
micrognathia by micrognathiapatient May 3, 2023
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micreonna • micronation • micronap • michenna • Micreola • Microanalyze • micrognathia • Micronational War • micronaut • microsnack
Pular no microondas
"To jump in the microwave oven"
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Pular no microondas by Luizin March 20, 2010
Grand Unified Micronational
The second best micronational organization
Grand Unified Micronational by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020
micronation
Any entity which has the appearance of being a sovereign state but isn't.
Micronations are usually created and maintained by one person or family. Many exist solely on the internet, or in the imagination of their creators. Some have a more corporeal existence, occupying a defined - albeit often tiny - geographical areas, and producing arefacts such as stamps, coins, banknotes, passports, medals and flags.
Micronations are generally viewed as eccentric and vaguely amusing by most external observers.
Micronations should not to be confused with microstates, which are small legitimate sovereign states such as the Vatican, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino.
Nor should they be confused with legitimate self-determination or secessionist groups, who are typically have many hundreds or thousands of active supporters.
Micronations are usually created and maintained by one person or family. Many exist solely on the internet, or in the imagination of their creators. Some have a more corporeal existence, occupying a defined - albeit often tiny - geographical areas, and producing arefacts such as stamps, coins, banknotes, passports, medals and flags.
Micronations are generally viewed as eccentric and vaguely amusing by most external observers.
Micronations should not to be confused with microstates, which are small legitimate sovereign states such as the Vatican, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino.
Nor should they be confused with legitimate self-determination or secessionist groups, who are typically have many hundreds or thousands of active supporters.
Sealand, an abandoned World War 2 gun platform off the coast of Essex, is the world's best known micronation.
micronation by frankenheim March 24, 2009
Micronap
Micronap by LCSO Nobody July 11, 2018
Microanalyze
To self-obsess over everything you have said or done in your past that could have contributed to an outcome not in your favor and to carry the belief that things would be different had something of little importance been altered.
"You need to stop microanalzying your relationship. He left you 'cause he doesn't love you and knew he never would. There's nothing you could say or do to prevent that."
"Don't microanalyze the past. Trust in yourself and know that people take you in whole for who you are."
"Don't microanalyze the past. Trust in yourself and know that people take you in whole for who you are."
Microanalyze by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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