Mitionary

The girl is on top.

O! Look at them, they look like they just did the mitionary position.

by rurick26 April 5, 2009

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

missionary monday

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday

Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019

urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Missionary 5th base

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.

Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019