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MichaelWave
MichaelWave by Cerebrex June 5, 2019
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michaelwanker
A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009
michalowsky
1. a person who is extremely amazing at anything. 2. a rare disease started in the Amazon, known to cause fevers and increased intelligence 3. a type of beetle commonly found in Russia, one of the smartest animals in the world 4. anything that is amazing or phenomenal in any way
1. That michalowsky is extremely amazing at everything. 2. I got michalowsky, and it caused me to get fevers and have an increased intelligence. 3. A michalowsky is a beetle commonly found in Russia, and its one of the smartest animals in the world. 4. That thing is michalowsky, its amazing and phenomonal in every way.
michalowsky by aaaaaaaaq October 24, 2009
Michal Michalowski
Mom: Vodka?
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs
Michal Michalowski by MichalIsReallyFunny October 20, 2008
Michapocalypse
-Why the fuck did everyone change their icon for a picture of Micha Collins?
-Calm down bro, it's just the Michapocalypse.
-Calm down bro, it's just the Michapocalypse.
Michapocalypse by StephLongboard April 3, 2013
Michaeola
Michaeola is an short intelligent, fine, pretty girl. She does not play when it comes to her loved ones. Many think she’s mean but she’s just real. She loves to be in love but don’t try to play her because she plays a get back game. She can be a 🅿️ But also can be loyal. Nothing can get over her she’s aware of of surroundings. Her personality is out the world. When she’s with others she know she very funny and outgoing. But with people she doesn’t know she can be observant and quiet.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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