michalowsky

1. a person who is extremely amazing at anything. 2. a rare disease started in the Amazon, known to cause fevers and increased intelligence 3. a type of beetle commonly found in Russia, one of the smartest animals in the world 4. anything that is amazing or phenomenal in any way

1. That michalowsky is extremely amazing at everything. 2. I got michalowsky, and it caused me to get fevers and have an increased intelligence. 3. A michalowsky is a beetle commonly found in Russia, and its one of the smartest animals in the world. 4. That thing is michalowsky, its amazing and phenomonal in every way.

michalowsky by aaaaaaaaq October 24, 2009

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Michal Michalowski

Polish Boy who likes hotdogs but his parents perfer vodka.

Mom: Vodka?
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs

Michal Michalowski by MichalIsReallyFunny October 20, 2008

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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