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Nick Meier
Nick Meier by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019
mr.meier
1. A person that has a greasy forehead, receding hairline, and a mullet at the same time
2. A guy that sits at his desk chugging a 2ltr of MTN Dew every 12 seconds
3. A teacher that doesn’t know how to teach
4. T H I C C
5. Seth bring me the phone
2. A guy that sits at his desk chugging a 2ltr of MTN Dew every 12 seconds
3. A teacher that doesn’t know how to teach
4. T H I C C
5. Seth bring me the phone
mr.meier by G R E A S E March 6, 2019
Mezmerassed
Person 1: Hey, what happened to you?
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.
Mezmerassed by Markusmaru March 9, 2013
mezmerize
System of a Down's first album in three years. It is part of the two disc album Mezmerize/Hypnotize, with Hypnotize due out later this year. The CD is fast paced and while it is only just over 37 minutes long, it is one of the best SOAD albums to date. It sold over 450,000 copies its first week, launching it straight to #1 on the Billboard Charts. BUY THIS CD!
Track Listing:
1. Soldier Side -- Intro
2. B.Y.O.B.
3. Revenga
4. Cigaro
5. Radio/Video
6. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
7. Violent Pornography
8. Question!
9. Sad Statue
10. Old School Hollywood
11. Lost In Hollywood
Track Listing:
1. Soldier Side -- Intro
2. B.Y.O.B.
3. Revenga
4. Cigaro
5. Radio/Video
6. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
7. Violent Pornography
8. Question!
9. Sad Statue
10. Old School Hollywood
11. Lost In Hollywood
mezmerize by Stunt10011 June 2, 2005
Mezer
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