2 definitions by Markusmaru

Eastwitched

Something large gets dropped on someone from out of nowhere.

May be followed by a feeling similar to "oh no..."

Origin:

A combination and shortening of "witch of the east" who got a house dropped on her in "The Wizard of Oz".

The witch of the east didnt know the house was coming, couldn't dodge it, and totally got smashed by it. Leaving only her feet and shoes to not be crushed by the weight.

Used in situations similar to, but not limited to:

At work when a project gets tossed/thrown/dropped on you and you realize "wait, what, oh _______".

"Dude your foot just got eastwitched" (someone dropped something large on his foot while moving)

"I just got eastwitched" -

At work and a huge project or task gets dropped on you and there was no idea that it was coming.

"I think I just got eastwitched..."

by Markusmaru February 9, 2013

Mezmerassed

When someone is so mesmerized by a attractive person walking in front of them was such a fine ass.

Person 1: Hey, what happened to you?
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.

by Markusmaru March 9, 2013