mezer

An orderform for a purchase contract with agreed upon terms of financial exchange and product exchange.

When someone wants to buy something or get something from me, then i put the mezer on the table, I write down what you want, we agree to terms, we sign the mezer, and progress is made.

by Joshua Lee Freeman November 20, 2006

Mezer

This is a mix between a MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) and a skezzer (slut, whore, dirty bitch, ect.)

Kyle's mom is hot, but the bitch is a mezer on the real!!

by Shay Muny April 11, 2008