mezger

michael cera lookin ass

wow look at his mezger haircut

by 232323232323 December 28, 2009

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

Metzger

A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.

Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.

by Metzgirl February 3, 2010

Mezmerassed

When someone is so mesmerized by a attractive person walking in front of them was such a fine ass.

Person 1: Hey, what happened to you?
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.

by Markusmaru March 9, 2013

meggeriet

(n) A very unique nickname for a girl named Megan. Mix her name with Juliet and you get Meggeriet. You can thank her amazing boyfriend for that creative name. Meggeriet's are sometimes a little blonde, random, and never ever stubborn. They are perfect in every single way and if you find a Meggeriet, never let her go.

I love Meggeriet<3

by justanothermegan January 27, 2014

Meggerz

A yaoi-loving sex goddess.

I know you like that Michel x Free action, but you're turning into a Meggerz!

You make me feel so good, you're a Meggerz!

by Annie December 31, 2003