mezger
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mezger by 232323232323 December 28, 2009
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Turd Merger
When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.
Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009
caught-cot merger
The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017
Mezmerassed
Person 1: Hey, what happened to you?
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.
Mezmerassed by Markusmaru March 9, 2013
meggeriet
(n) A very unique nickname for a girl named Megan. Mix her name with Juliet and you get Meggeriet. You can thank her amazing boyfriend for that creative name. Meggeriet's are sometimes a little blonde, random, and never ever stubborn. They are perfect in every single way and if you find a Meggeriet, never let her go.
meggeriet by justanothermegan January 27, 2014
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