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New Mexican Chile Popper 

Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.

Mexican Peppers 

Herpes to the degree that said sores look like growing chili peppers.
Man I was gonna hit that but the chicks got a bad case of the mexican peppers.
Mexican Peppers by Damionx July 2, 2014

Mexican pepper grinder 

The Mexican pepper grinder is when a girl gives you a handjob but does it like she is twisting a pepper maker. Then “salsa” comes out and you both enjoy some chips and salsa.
Doctor,”why are you in the ER?”

Me,” last night me and my girlfriend did the Mexican pepper grinder

Mexican Pepper 

Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.
Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”