Damionx's definitions

Captain Rapist

The creepy guy at your work who has no problem touching other employees. Normally overweight and extremely creepy looking.

Hey dude, that guy slapped my ass on the way to the bathroom again. He's such a captain rapist!

by Damionx October 8, 2008

Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

by Damionx October 7, 2008

Mexican Peppers

Herpes to the degree that said sores look like growing chili peppers.

Man I was gonna hit that but the chicks got a bad case of the mexican peppers.

by Damionx July 2, 2014