mexican fight

Soccer game against a team of mexicans, who are usually hungover and somehow all fit into one rotted out minivan.

We've got a mexican fight against "Los Jugadores" today, if we are lucky a soccer game will break out.

by trucker clock June 20, 2005

Mexican Pickle Fight

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.

Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.

by P_Mac December 24, 2012

mexican belt fight

the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious

rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

Mexican food fight

While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.

We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

mexican chain fight

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

by Kapn October 25, 2004

Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.

Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.

by Dedering September 2, 2016

mexican knife fight

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.

Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.

by Brian Salts January 13, 2009