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metzitzah 

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.
Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.
metzitzah by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012
Related Words
metzie • menzies • Mitzie • meezie • Menzie • menzied • methie • mettie • Metzelder • Metzgered
The girl-next door whose laugh just brightens any mood and warms your heart. A true optimist though she can get very blue when it comes to love. She truly gives her whole heart to her significant other, her family, and her friends. She is always seeking ways to help people. She’s smart and funny, considers herself a sexy nerd, likes laughing, the outdoors, and loves animals. A wonderful cook who likes to experiment with new creations to share with friends and colleagues. She doesn't know how to cook for just two, but instead always cooks for an army. Lucky friends. She loves to dance in the rain, cozy up by a warm fire, or play in the ocean waves. Nature calms her.
You have such a Mitzie heart. You really outdid yourself with your kindness.

She was so glad that she had a Mitzie outlook on life...she could bounce back from anything.
Mitzie by luvinhubby January 6, 2011
A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011
A girl who is funny, wild, crazy, and weird in a good way. She has lots of friends and is popular. She is fun to hang around with once you know her. If you have a friend named Mezie your very lucky to have her as a friend.
OMG MEZIE GUYS ITS HER THE ONE MEZIE!!!!!
mezie by Shofiahhh February 4, 2017
A little sassy at times but a loving person and makes fun of people and will usually correct you of ur wrong
HEY metzi
Type my name with a capital M Metzi
Metzi by Heheudhebdnjdbe July 12, 2019
A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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