methie

(n) The unfortunate results of trying to take a selfie which overly-enthused, and ending up looking like you're sending out a warning for people to be on the look out for the crazy person looking to score.

"I know Sean wanted to show he was excited to have defeated that pig in wrestling, but he took a methie, poor dude."

methie by AdamPK September 8, 2013

methie

When you fart on your hand and slap someone with it.

I gave that guy the baddest methie.

methie by IGNP April 27, 2003

Methiopropamine 

Methiopropamine(MPA) is a stimulant structurally similar to methamphetamine, but with a thiophene ring instead of a benzene ring. The replacement of a thiophenyl group with a phenyl group means that MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. Unlike methamphetamine, amphetamine and methiopropamine are safe to use. Methiopropamine is safe long term.

I tried this methiopropamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone combo. I was studying for hours! This MPA is great!

Methiopropamine by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

methematics 

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc 

yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl
ycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleu
cylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylseryla
spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl
arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol
eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycyli
soleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspa
rtylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarg
inylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleuc

To make the longest word on urbandictionary.com i would need to fill out 127 word forms but im too retarded and lazy

Guy 1: Holy shit did you heat about Titin?!
Guy 2: You mean Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc?

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc by muthafuckinbee June 1, 2022

Methdesto 

Modesto, California. The 209.

Methamphetamine capital of the world.

Up in Methdesto we got every drug there is.

Methdesto by Jaynik May 25, 2008

Mathieu 

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

Mathieu by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020