Metzelder

He is a funny guy, outgoing, loyal, loving, and he can be over protective

Oh look it’s Metzelder he is so funny

by Okaybuddy10 November 20, 2023

Metzelder

A funny guy, he just be in his own world, he can be loving, and he’s cute

Metzelder is so cute and he’s so funny

by Okaybuddy10 November 20, 2023

Bryce Metzler

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!

Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd

by Bamster14 March 23, 2009

metzelaars

knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. Being drunk is optional but not necessary. To truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.

Erich had sex with that fat girl last night and again this morning. He totally pulled a metzelaars.

by Harold Petty March 3, 2008

metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.

“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”

by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018

Metzler

When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.

Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.

by ka... February 17, 2021

Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

by Not Declan. May 21, 2024