knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. Being drunk is optional but not necessary. To truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.

Erich had sex with that fat girl last night and again this morning. He totally pulled a metzelaars.

metzelaars by Harold Petty March 3, 2008

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metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.

“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”

metzler by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018

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Metzler

When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.

Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.

Metzler by ka... February 17, 2021

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Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

Declan James Metzler by Not Declan. May 21, 2024

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