knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. Being drunk is optional but not necessary. To truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.

Erich had sex with that fat girl last night and again this morning. He totally pulled a metzelaars.

metzelaars by Harold Petty March 3, 2008

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metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.

“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”

metzler by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018

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Metzler

When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.

Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.

Metzler by ka... February 17, 2021

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Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

Declan James Metzler by Not Declan. May 21, 2024

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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