metryman

hot mother fucker who is loved by everyone and is extremely awesome

cum: metryman has 99999999999 hoes and is awesome

metryman by farfing August 12, 2021

Merryman 

Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.

Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

2. Being a general asshole

3. Being the godfather

"Hey John, make me a merryman...not too much monster this time!"

"Hey cheeseburger face, get John a merryman before he starts another fight!"

Damon consumed too many merrymans on friday night. He woke up the next morning in Sobhans bed with seminal fluid on his eyelids and lips.

Merryman by akmoney October 16, 2007

metromance 

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.

Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.

metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010

Mistletoe Merryman 

Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly

Mistletoe Merryman is a very odd person.

Mistletoe Merryman by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021