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Merryman
Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.
Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.
2. Being a general asshole
3. Being the godfather
Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.
2. Being a general asshole
3. Being the godfather
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metromance
A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.
Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?
Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010
Mistletoe Merryman
Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Mistletoe Merryman by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026