Someone with little actual mechanical knowledge who shoots up and then goes and works on his girlfriends car. The result usually being that the car will no longer run.

Shawn the methchanic and crack back Jack tried to work on Amy's car when they were high and now she can't get her kids to school.

methchanic by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

Related Words

meththa • Methtacular • mehtha • methchanic • methshan • methtabolism • methtahalon • Methtarted • methtastic • methtraterrestrial

methtabolism

A portmanteau made from the words Methamphetamine and Metabolism.

Metabolism fueled by Methamphetamine use.

"Dude, that chick is skinny." "Yeah, its because of her high methtabolism."

methtabolism by Leo Danielson February 28, 2008

Methtacular

Beyond the beyond. Tweaked beyond tweak. METH coming from your local plug, TACULAR deriving from words such as special and spectacular.

Damn when we all throw in, we sure can have a methtacular time!

Methtacular by LilTeezy420666 January 17, 2019

Methtacular

When u making ur flail buddy a tshirt while hes robbing your parents.

This is just fucking methtacular.

Methtacular by Princesskiller July 11, 2019

methtastic

Something fantastic or bad ass that involves methamphetamines.

"Hell yeah! Fucking methtastic."
"How are you feeling?" "Methastic!."

methtastic by EVIL.ONE December 19, 2017

methtahalon

When your really fucked on mathadrone you and a group of friends agree to a race.

Yo Phil, Lets have a race round the block... Fuck Fully hes not part of this methtahalon since he screwed his friends over!

methtahalon by GRF10 December 16, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026