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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010
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Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.
Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!
Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Methamphetajuana 

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.
That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!
Methamphetajuana by Skyehi April 22, 2018

methane lab 

An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.
I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
methane lab by Scott KABC December 17, 2006
The ship name for Megan and Ethan, if both are into science then pronounce it like methane, let all your friends know of this ship and now in chemistry whenever methane is mentioned all eyes will be on this cute couple!
Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!

Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)
Methan by LordDoggo January 10, 2019