methsquito

Rare but deadly bug that can be most often found in the Eastern parts of Milton, Florida even though there have been cases of them all over the world.

What is wrong with that guy sitting outside the store tweaking? He was bit by a Methsquito bug.

by Methiologist July 6, 2018

Mewsquito

MEWS•QUI•TO
pl. mews·qui·toes
/ məwˈskēdō ; mĕws-kē'tōs /
<noun>

a slender long-legged mewspecie that bites and sucks the KANAskin at any given time, place and opportunity. It then proudly leaves a mark on KANAskin and immediately broadcast it to the whole wide world even if no one is even asking.

The mewsquitoes most prominent top 3 favorite area of responsibility are the following:

1. KANAneck
2. KANAlips
3. KANAnape

× Scientifically tested and proven ways to avoid and get rid of mewsquitoes:

1. NONE

Definition and Submitted by: __heyitsANN__

My little brother was biten by an extra large and extra wild mewsquito last night.

by __heyitsANN__ February 25, 2020

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

mesquitoes

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???

If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Methequity

The widening use of methamphetamines amongst non-white populations while still conserving a strong base of traditional Caucasian meth users leading to more equal outcomes amongst the races.

In a world increasingly concerned with enhancing equity amongst races and genders, the widening use of methamphetamines in Hispanic and African-American cultures while simultaneously conserving the historic high rates of meth use amongst the traditional Caucasian user, has been deemed by many experts as methequity.

by ohal0012 December 29, 2022

methquito

A meth head who hovers around your local street corners or outside businesses asking for change for the bus.

Man, since it quit raining, the methquitoes are everywhere.

by Muddy Puddles May 26, 2022

methquito

Any annoying usually homeless dopefiend in the continental 48. Can apply to rural towns and big cities. Methquitos will usually harass you for change for drugs, or booze

The man asking for change at the stoplight is a real methquito

by xxsnowbirbyxx May 26, 2022