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mesquitoes 

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
mesquitoes by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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mosquitos 

Bloodsucking insects from hell.
Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!
mosquitos by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.
mosquitos pee hole by Limblessless August 24, 2006

Killing Mosquitoes 

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.
Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Killing Mosquitoes by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

mosquitoes 

a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !
mosquitoes by machinefeeder March 21, 2011

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
Bearded Mesquito by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Mosquitoes 

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again
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