North Motherwell is a place that is known for its local stars, Junkie Simon, Deaf Darren and Clemmy.
A frequently asked question by the local celebritys of North Motherwell is "Cin ye tap is a quid wee man, So a cin get the bus" The pound is never for the bus as you would see them 5 minutes later with a can of Black HCC.
The act of shitting viciously for hours...unitl your ass is swollen, bloody and is in unbelievable pain. This causes hardening and discomfort. The only remedy is for a 4 inch gerbil with shark like teeth to eat through the inner layers of the buttocks and deflates the entire anus back to it normal size.
After having an incredible case of montezuma's revenge, Pat sent his grilfriend to the nearest pet store in search of a gerbil that could help cure his worsening case of the Metherall's
Methellaneous is lots of clusterfuck in a meth users yard. Also could pertain to other areas besides the yard such as counter top areas and in their pockets. And many more.
Holy shit bro bro those twackstars got more methellaneous items in there camper than the Beverly hillbillies truck when they were moving!!!
Motherwell otherwise know as "the pride of lanarkshire" or the steelmen.
The club was established after the merging of two teams glencairn and alpha.
Both teams were formed from company's who worked in the steel industry.
this formation took place in 1886
motherwell is a family club and does well to stay away from the sectarian bigotry that is displayed by our leagues better know sides rangers and celtic.
The origin of the word is unknown and potentially unimportant. Extensive yet controversial studies have traced it back to ancient Rome; however, being controversial, these studies probably involve the mistreatment of warm and fuzzy animals and cannot be taken seriously. Therefore, the only matter of importance here is the definition. Methererem, pronounced "meth-er-ER-em," is the emberyouwe of the existence of small, ferret-like creatures in the sewage drains of a surburban town in Nebraska.
A alcoholic infested place full of junkies and wee arseholes waiting out side of shops for a jump in for there drink or there terrorising the local McDonald's steaming shouting about Where's there chicken nuggets
Here mate can you go tae the shop for is
Or
I bought 20 chicken nuggets nd there only fu*King 19 ill stab ur da ya burger flipping fu*k
(Motherwell)
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."