methadosis

The state or condition of being really f*cking high on methamphetamine

That bitch has methadosis!

by Run Forit June 14, 2022

Meatheadosis

It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.

Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.

Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.

by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011

methadozing

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.

Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018

Methadonia

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

methadonian

A person who is on methadone maintanence and uses methadone as their drug of choice, is extremely lethargic and can be found in a stupor, zombie like all day long. Can usually be found either standing, leaning or nodding out on a corner not far from the clinic. Methadonian is a term found most commonly in the ghettoes of New York City, where there are more methadone clinics than anywhere else in the World. Just as there are crackheads, dope fiends and speed freaks, there are Methadonians.

Yo mang check out them methadonians them ni**** is straight fiends son!

In Washington Heights, you will always find the methadonians hanging out at Burger King on 181 St. & St Nick.

by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006

Methadonia

An inconsiderate, inaccurate portrayal by HBO on Methadone, a lifesaving drug that has helped MILLIONS of people. Sorry HBO, you have COMPLETELY missed the whole point.

HBO doesn't know Methadonia from a crack house.

by Mark Button October 4, 2005

methadonia

A horribly awful documentary. The documentary Methadonia can't even pronounce the word "methadone" correctly. They somehow feel that crack addiction is the same as heroin, and that they both are somehow treatable by methadone, and that the 2 drug addictions go hand in hand. Nothing could be further from the truth. They also like to show case methadone patients that started on the drug because they were addicted to Vicodin. VICODIN!!! The people that made this documentary choose to completely ignore other replacement drugs such as Suboxone, beyond that, they refuse to accurately portray the typical Methadone patient. This "documentary" is TRASH. Trash of the very worst kind. I dare anyone to sit through the whole thing. Words can not BEGIN TO DESCRIBE, how AWFUL the documentary "Methadonia" is.

Methadonia, 1.n. A horribly biased and badly made documentary.

2. n. A seldom used term to describe a place those on methadone reside.

by heavyhanded October 1, 2011