Guy 1: "Bro have you ever made metchup before?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've mixed mayo and ketchup before, hbu?"
Guy 1: "I made metchup last night when I cummed in my girl and made a pink sauce with her pussy blood"

metchup by Gheg March 5, 2024

Related Words

metchup • Mutchup • metchul • mexchup • Spite Matchup • Match Up • me chupa un huevo

mexchup

A term for hot sauce.

Please pass me the 'mexchup' for my taco.

mexchup by Bryan Gilbreath October 6, 2010

metchul

another spelling of the word metal, used when ridiculing a heavy metal style, espcially black metal, or talking shit about a band you're annoyed of cuz they suck, or they sold out.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.

retarded kid: "br0o0o0otal, tr0oo0est of the tr00oo0 kvlt of kvlt metchul head?"
black metaller: "BM is neither for kids, nor pussies"

metchul by Petrucci January 25, 2008

Mutchup

Its a blend of ketchup and mustard.

While swimming in the waters of the Bahamas, Cyrus saw a packet float by as well....being out in the sun too long he exclaimed "Look Danielle, its a mutchup packet!"

Mutchup by ELLE KELLY June 6, 2010

matchup

a contest between athletes or sports teams.

"a matchup of two twenty-something pitchers wondering what it is like to win in the majors"

matchup by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

Matchup

a man-to-man defense.

The coach opted for a zone defense instead of a matchup, believing it would be more effective in containing the opponent's quick guards.

Matchup by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026