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metastasis 

The indivisibility of time INCLUDING linear time.

A moment of linear time as an eternity of cyclical time.

The orientation of linear time as an illusion.

The eternal now.

The illusion of discreteness, measurement, and momentum.
Metastasis argues that time is indivisible into smaller parts and all divisibility, and by extension all measurement, is an illusion. Metastasis asserts that each moment contingent upon being divided would itself become an eternity. Metastasis declares that space emerges from time and is isomorphically indivisible as well.
metastasis by sandraxine October 12, 2018
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Metastasized 

When tumor cells metastasize, the new tumor is called a secondary or metastatic tumor, and its cells are like those in the original tumor. This means, for example, that, if breast cancer spreads (metastasizes) to the lung, the secondary tumor is made up of abnormal breast cells, not of abnormal lung cells. The tumor in the lung is then called metastatic breast cancer, not lung cancer.
My tumor has metastasized.
Metastasized by Ashley Collins June 13, 2008

Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

metastability 

When lower grade forms in anyway come together to form its most powerful form.
The slaves were at the stage of metastability to overthrow the leader of Brooklyn and his soldiers
metastability by Topez March 19, 2014

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

metastatic 

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

metastatic nihilism 

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.
Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.
metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020
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