metalback

Derogatory term used to refer to machines that do the work that would otherwise be done by humans.

Those metalbacks took urrrrrrr jaaaaaaaaaahb.
That sissy across the street bought a metalback to clear his driveway.

by d_bokk December 15, 2009

metalpecker

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.

The metalpecker woke me up this morning.

by chonk cat October 22, 2008

Mealjacker

Someone who joins one or more people in a public eating area, who is not invited or welcome, and immediately wrecks whatever conversation, vibe or mood that was occuring, often with their mere presence. A mealjacker normally has no idea he is jacking someone's meal; he normally believes that the person or group actually wants him to be there. This common misconception is often predicated on polite small talk and the social norm of not being able to actually tell someone to sit somewhere else. Closely related to the cock blocker, the meal jacker strikes only during meals, when his victims are most vulnerable and least able to flee. But her powers of social extinguishment are not limited to potential romantic interaction; the mealjacker virtually shuts down all social conversation.

You're at the dining hall, eating the slop and generally having a good time with a couple friends, when you spot "Jeffery" or "Margaret" coming toward you carrying a tray. Your stomach drops. You let loose with an inner wail and scream "Nooooo" inside your head. But much like when you see the cop on the side of the road, it is too late to do anything about it now. You brace yourself, whisper-shout to your friend "Mealjacker!" and grit your teeth, because you are about to be mealjacked.
Mealjackings often occur in college dining halls and high school cafeterias, but can occur in any open eatery with general seating. The jackees often feel violated and helpless, especially in a booth setting, with little or no means of escape. See also close talker and cock blocker

by David Bolen September 22, 2008

Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

metalac

Metalac is serbian name for a long haired person who can kick shaban's ass anytime, anywhere. Metalac always wears Dr.Martin's boots and slayer or mayhem t-shirt.

Shaban1: "Oh bro' let's run away there is a metalac coming!"

Shaban2: "Look at this metalac, let us yell METALIKA and run away!"

by Metalchuga April 7, 2008

Metalrocker

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.

Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker

by Ginger The Chamrosh April 12, 2021

metalock

Those who lock themselves in their rooms all day as they blast metal music all day.

Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.

by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008