metalock

Those who lock themselves in their rooms all day as they blast metal music all day.

Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.

by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008

Metalocalypse

A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.

You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.

by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

Metalocalypse

An apocalypse of METAL!

The Metalocalypse has begun.

by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006

metalocrity

What happens to lesser known metal bands As time goes by.

Damm there isn't even a wiki page on my favorite heavy metal band. Fucking metalocrity!

by Phinger May 8, 2017

Metalrocker

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.

Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker

by Ginger The Chamrosh April 12, 2021