messy nessy 

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

messy nessy by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

hot messy nessy 

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

hot messy nessy by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

Messy Nessie 

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

Messy Nessie by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Messy Nessie 

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

Messy Nessie by Sbreps March 18, 2024

MessyJessy

Really good sloppy head from a white girl.

That one girl from the club put that MessyJessy on me.

MessyJessy by Messy_Jessy March 31, 2016

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

don't ness this mess by oshibka November 29, 2025