messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!
by Turd_Burgler December 08, 2017
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Poutine

Poutine - noun - an unfortunate teenager who is having a very bad day
Denny: Hey man did you take a look at that poutine we walked by a bit ago?
Chris R: See it? I can still smell it
by Turd_Burgler May 25, 2018
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