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Definitions by oshibka
don't ness this mess
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A nicer way to
say
"I don't need this shit." In this
context
, ness is
short
for necessary.
I missed the bus and my
Uber
is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be
late
and I really don't ness this
mess
.
don't ness this mess
by
oshibka
November 29, 2025
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swickydee
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To intentionally shuffle off the mortal
coil
. A deliberate misreading of the S-word, suitable for
use
in spaces that
block
or discourage that word.
The
suspect
was
caught
but the accomplice
pulled
the ol' swickydee.
swickydee
by
oshibka
November 29, 2025
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