oshibka's definitions

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025

swickydee

To intentionally shuffle off the mortal coil. A deliberate misreading of the S-word, suitable for use in spaces that block or discourage that word.

The suspect was caught but the accomplice pulled the ol' swickydee.

by oshibka November 29, 2025