meshmati

(noun)

the act of inducing or seducing one’s own genitals

Bfe looks so meshmati today

by chunkeymonky September 30, 2022

Methmatics

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methmatics

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth

Yesterday I did some Methmatics

by Aars-aap October 8, 2020

methmatician

Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!

Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!

by spermdoner220 September 1, 2012

Methmatician

A person with many meth related skills; eye-balling sack weight, makes a profit on sales AND has a personal sack, knowing where to get the best quality meth at the lowest prices, a meth user AND a functioning member of society, etc.

John never shorts a sack or re-rocks it because he's a methmatician.

by Faw_Q May 17, 2020

Methmatics

Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.

Hey, what are you studying today? Methmatics or Physics?

by Methmatics November 6, 2021