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mesey

a MESEY is a unwiped asshole that is full of semen
GODDAMN dude wipe your mesey
by daboss117 November 21, 2014
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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
by realgamergrill February 13, 2021
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messy boy

A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women
Did you hear Brad turned into a messy boy
by I'mAstarfish July 8, 2018
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moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task
I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.
by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020
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lil mosey is green

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messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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