mervain 

A cute male who has every girl lined up. Usually has more than one girlfriend at a time. And only loves one of them. He’s very athletic person and loves his family.

Did you see mervain omg he fine

mervain by Shithead002 September 29, 2020

mervain 

He’s usually really cute and smart. He not loyal has a lot of girl at once. Very athletic person and is disrespectful to girls. But is protective over his family and fights anyone who’s big or small.

Mervain is an athletic person and hot

mervain by Shithead002 September 26, 2020

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

Pulling a Mervin 

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

Pulling a Mervin by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

Mervin 

The term Mervin, Merv and Vin is used to describe someone who is funny, interesting, mysterious and dependable. It can also be used to describe a situation or effect by some kind of force that attracts a multiple girls around him "The Mervin or Merv effect". It can also be confused with Marvin, Merlin and Melvin.

That Mervin is being flocked again by the girls.

You're such a Mervin.

Nice one Merv!

Mervin by Mathew Del Monte January 21, 2010

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

Pervin Mervin by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

mervins 

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003