mervins 

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003

Mervins 

An exclamation meaning: affirmative, cool or implying understanding.

Q: "Did you see the game last night?"
A: "Mervins!"

Q: "Hey, you wanna scoop a bean for this evening?"
A: "Word, Mervins"

Mervins by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

Marvins Room 

The sixth song on Drake's second studio album "Take Care".

This song is notoriously known for being played when someone is in their feels as the track contains some of the most emotional lyrics Drake has ever delivered on a track. This song can make even a Toronto hood man cry.

Guy 1: Yo, I heard Guy 3 found out his shordy is a slime.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, I caught the man listening to Marvins Room on repeat.

Marvins Room by somewhatandrew September 25, 2018

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

Marvins Room 

A song written by Drake, has multiple remix's, but basically is the name of a studio that he and many rappers have been in, where they have cheated on someone they were dating.

It is also that state where they have been so drunk, that they have called their ex's, or their ex's have called them and almost plead them to take them back, or cheat on their current partner.

Last but not least, where you realized you messed up in the relationship, and your ex has moved on, but you want them to realize that they will never have anyone like you, but it's really your loss.

- In 1975, soul legend Marvin Gaye built a studio in Los Angeles called Marvin's Room and recorded numerous classic albums there. It became the epicenter of nonstop parties,..

Christian: "I'm about to hit up Marvin's Room! Wild party tonight, and I'm looking for a good time."

***
Random Girl: "Hey sexy, looking for a good time?"
Christian: "Yessir.."
Random Girl: "Cool, Cool. You got a girl..?"
Christian: "Nah, would I be here if I did?"
Random Girl: "Just asking.." *Enters Marvins Room*

2 Months Later.

Christian (drunk): *Calling ex-girifriend* "Hey.. Wassup, uhh.. I'm just here, in the club. Had a few drinks. Are.. Are you alone.. Well, I think that You should come through. Oh, you can't. I guess I'm just gonna chill here then."

Marvins Room by brittanybayy! July 19, 2011

Mervens

A Mervens is a man that has the ability to do many thing often funny. He can also be noted as a women magnet , he's very dependable ,women who get to encounter a "Mervens" shall flood with eternal happiness .

The realist and only Mervens .

Mervens by Dr. McCarthy April 12, 2017

Pulling a Mervin 

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

Pulling a Mervin by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014