Yavo's definitions

Urinal Trough

A twisted plan devised for ball parks, in which the custodian essentially saws a bathtub in two, drills it to the wall, and expects men to comfortably piss crammed side by side with no panels or anything.

Urinal troughs are generally very awkward and a good place to suddenly become self-aware.

Urinal troughs suck.

by Yavo November 11, 2003

Wedgie

When a real pal grabs you by the back of your underwear and gives a good yanking.

Classic use can be seen in: The Mask.

Oh, he ain't pretty no more.

by Yavo November 13, 2003

sweetest day

Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.

There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.

by Yavo December 28, 2005

Crappy

Crappy is also used a great deal when voicing your opinion on sub-par and shoddy things; like homework on thanksgiving or your little brothers finger paintings.

What a crappy lego set.

by Yavo November 11, 2003

Sublime

adj (archaic) lifted up or set high. inspiring awe
n The best damn band, ever.

sublime rocks. period.

by Yavo November 12, 2003

peyote

Peyote will send you on a 3 day trip.

holy crap..............that was awesome.

by Yavo November 11, 2003

mervins

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

by Yavo November 13, 2003