Definitions by Yavo

sweetest day 

Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.

There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.

sweetest day by Yavo December 28, 2005

Wedgie 

When a real pal grabs you by the back of your underwear and gives a good yanking.

Classic use can be seen in: The Mask.

Oh, he ain't pretty no more.

Wedgie by Yavo November 13, 2003

mervins 

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003

tighty whiteys 

Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.

The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.

Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.

Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.

tighty whiteys by Yavo November 13, 2003

Sublime 

adj (archaic) lifted up or set high. inspiring awe
n The best damn band, ever.

sublime rocks. period.

Sublime by Yavo November 12, 2003

Crappy 

Crappy is also used a great deal when voicing your opinion on sub-par and shoddy things; like homework on thanksgiving or your little brothers finger paintings.

What a crappy lego set.

Crappy by Yavo November 11, 2003

peyote

Peyote will send you on a 3 day trip.

holy crap..............that was awesome.

peyote by Yavo November 11, 2003