merpis. 

spicier version of merp. can be used as merp. but also used for bad. or an accident tht just happened. like u farted in public or something. or when someone says something and ur like ya know merpis. or a nickname but only my nickname.

tswag is merpis.

it was a merpis night
oh. merpis.

merpis. by tswag420 January 5, 2019

mirpis 

someone who has herpes and dose kno it yet

Hey Harmander i mean Mirpis

mirpis by Jazix May 21, 2010

Dirty Mervis 

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

Dirty Mervis by Basic Bob November 27, 2013

Meepis 

A mysterious force that is undefined by nature and does not follow the typical laws of our universe. The potential of Meepis is virtually unlimited.

Meepis Man is made entirely of Meepis, and therefore is the closest thing to a god humans will ever know!

Meepis by Meepis Man June 17, 2019

Merpus 

A half human half octopus hybrid creature. Like a mermaid but instead of a fishtail it contains octopus tentacles. They tend to be relatively "salty" creatures

***Disclaimer: be careful how you pronounce it***

Carly: "Victoria! A Merpus is a thing!!! It cant be a mermaid if it has octopus legs..."

Merpus by Kissyface June 1, 2018

Mirpis 

The name of someone who has herpes and everyone knows, but he won't admit it

Everyone in school knows Harmandeep has herpes, but he won't admit it. He's being so mirpis.

Mirpis by power rager May 19, 2010

merkis 

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

merkis by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010