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Dirty Mervis
One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
Dirty Mervis by Basic Bob November 27, 2013
Mirpis
Mirpis by power rager May 19, 2010
merkis
noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.
derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.
derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.
That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!
Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!
God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!
Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!
God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!
merkis by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010
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