merkis 

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

merkis by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010

Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).

I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)

Merissuality by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021

Merlissa

The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.

'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'

Merlissa by MysterT April 18, 2017

Merking 

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

Merking by Ducez March 31, 2012

merisha

A girl with a huge imagination. Can be crazy at times but she will love having deep conversations. She can be there for you when you are down as need someone to talk too. She will slap you with any chance you can get. A hopeless romantic but i know she will find the right person.

HEY THAT MY BEST FRIEND MERISHA

merisha by j.papayaa January 7, 2021

Merissa 

A very pretty, beautiful woman who is usually a Spanish or a tan skinned person. Very out going but can be shy at times. Loves to party and meet new people/ hangout with her friends.

"Dude, I meet this girl the other day, she was beautiful"
"Sounds like you found a Merissa"

Merissa by xox_k February 13, 2015

Mermista

Here steps the girl named Mermista which Seahawk is crazyly inlove with.

And a fan of Mermysteries, which claims to be Sea-ra

The guys are introuble a seagull told me - Mermista

Mermista by Skelly belly bing bong May 24, 2021